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Missing wife

Beitragvon Bernhard_10 » Mo 14 Jun, 2021 07:06

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector :- What is her height?

Husband :- I never checked.

Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.

Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector :- Colour of eyes?

Husband :- Never noticed.

Inspector :- Colour of hair?

Husband :- Changes according to season.

Inspector :- What was she wearing?

Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :- Was she driving?

Husband :- Yes.

Inspector :- Colour of the car? . . . . .

Husband :- Black SL 500 with supercharged 5.0 litre V8 engine generating 320 horse power teamed with an 5-speed automatic transmission with manual mode, 250 KM/H max. speed, leather seats. It has full XENON headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....we will find your car !
Bernhard, SL 320, BJ 1996, 1. MOPF
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